Miracles N' Shit Busta

Juggalos have already been classified as Bustas. However, I think we need to give more credit to Insane Clown Posse. This video is not only extremely entertaining but also fucking ridiculous. Cuz "Fucking rainbows after it rains, there's enough miracles to blow your brains." I would have never known so many miracles happened everyday, if I had not seen this video. So thank you ICP and all of the "Fifteen thousand Juggalos together." Bustas made of pure motha fuckin' magic, right?

Gag Me a Busta

Just fucking be a real man and not eat.

Busta Love via Internetz

Sign me up. I need myself a good Christian Man!

The Suite Life of Busta's

When one of these brats (or maybe both) starred in Big Daddy, they were so CUTE. But they weren't cute once they got older. Now they're "teenagers" and they're horrific actors with stupid haircuts. They each play a stereotype, that as small children actually seemed to fit them. Stereotypes they each played fairly well for their age. Now the profiles are outdated, awkward, and just straight bad acting.

Unacceptable Busta

File this under things that should never be seen in public: Parents kissing their children on the LIPS. This is never something that should happen. Isn't this weird? I mean, seriously? I see couples kissing less intimate than I see some parents and children kissing. Never is there a time or a place when a parents' lip should touch their child's lips. You're basically making out with your parent/child. THIS IS WEIRD and UNACCEPTABLE. If you really need to have such intimate contact with your parent/child, save it for the bedroom.

Busta Rogen

I don't understand the appeal of Seth Rogen. He's fat, he's got awful hair, he can't act, and he's obnoxious. He's rarely, if ever, funny. His movies would be better without him. He is continuously the same horrendous version of himself. I could over look the typicalness of every character he has played, but c'mon, at least make THEM GOOD. How can someone play the same poor version
of themselves over and over? Please, stop ruining otherwise hilarious movies.

Bedazzle yourself into a Busta

"You can BeDazzle a hat, a shirt, a belt, a scarf or a sweater! It's easy. It’s fun. It’s fabulous!"

How about your jean jacket, pleather pants, or maybe your dick?

The Bedazzler is back from the '90s and even with its reincarnation has proven once again to be an upset.

The worst part about the Bedazzler is that each time I see this infomercial; thinking of all the things I could Bedazzle has become a guilty pleasure of mine. Get out of my head Andrew Dice Clay with your sexy Bedazzled leather Biker jacket.

Finger Lickin' Busta

It is 100% unacceptable to lick your fingers and then hand me cash, okay? Okay.

19 Bustas and Counting

Oh goodness, the Duggars have been on our Busta radar for a long time because "the more you have, the more you have." The structure of this family frightens me. It isn't the amount, or the color coordinated shirts, or even the tater tot casserole that gets to me but the fact that Mrs. Duggars vagina has to be bigger than a black hole. Gaping Busta, Financial Saavy Busta, and 19 Busta bi-products. Awesome.

Busta Hands

It's probably just me, but I cannot stand when strangers touch me. Especially my hands. Is it really necessary to caresses the palms of my hands as you hand over your money? Do you really need to stroke my shoulder as you speak way too close my ear? I can handle younger people, but throw in a wrinkly hand and I'm over the edge.

Lil' Busta

"I can heat it up like a ultimate fire,

I can burn it up like a Siberian tiger,

I can heat it up like Miami in the summer,

I wanna ride you out for Yoga Hummer."

God! Somebody get me a lil' Wayne mask so I can get famous.

Cuz everyone knows I can bust a rhyme way harder than this BUSTA.

Adamant Food Busta

There is nothing more unsettling than eating something that now has a personality a life and a family. I cannot eat a bowl of mini wheats without thinking of the one commercial that the kid goes home and his parents and friend are all having a conversation. They are cute and witty. I think this compares to eating a human. So advertisers of the world stop animating my food but more so, stop giving them a life. Fucking BUSTAS.

In Yo' Mouth Busta

It's plain and simple, a basic concept one should have learned at a young age, "YOU DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL." No, I don't care that this establishment offers free samples. More importantly I don't care that you're too cheap to buy anything more than coffee and yes, I saw you stuff your bag full and empty the basket. Wait..what are you ordering? I can't hear you because that free bagel slice is blocking your tongue. How old are you? Did you just lick your fingers and lips? Yes, please, shove your filthy money into my hands (that you just slobbered on) and I really enjoy watching that free sample get churned between your teeth. I'd like to believe this is just a random occurence, that maybe you aren't this vile, but it happens every. single. day. C'mon, stop bein' a Busta, didn't your Mother tell you to eat breakfast in the morning? BEFORE you leave the house.

Country Busta

Her music and appearance is at best subpar. But for anyone who has seen the movie Valentine's Day which is a cheap rip off of Love Actually then you know why I am concluding her as a BUSTA. If you have not seen Valentine's Day then DON'T.

Busta T-Shirts

If there's one thing I'll never understand, it's ironic t-shirts. They are never ironic nor funny. I cannot take anyone with an "ironic" shirt seriously, ever. Mostly because only a certain unlikeable type of personality would wear such a shirt and that kind of personality belongs to a Busta!

Examples:
"I'm so adjective. I verb nouns."
"I like big bucks and I cannot lie."
"Jesus saves, he passes to Noah, and SCORES."
"ADHD"
"Cancel my subscription. I've got my own issues."

BUSTA BOTOX RIVERS

Needles, needles, needles in mah face.

Got to pick up the pace cuz I wanna be in a better place.

Fuckin' needles, needles, needles in my face.

PERFECTION?

Sarah "Busta" Palin

I started to list all the reasons as to why Ms. Palin is in fact a Busta, but it was too long and unnecessary. Because really maverick is synonymous with Busta.

Busta Siding

Is it me or is same siding in public super awkward? When I see a couple, sitting extremely close with their legs entangled, whispering to one another, I feel uncomfortable. Are you waiting on someone? No. Okay, well, I get wanting to be close to your significant other or what not, but do that in private. Plus it looks super hard to crane your neck to talk and you keep bumping elbows. Oh, and wait are you sticking your tongue in her ear? Gross dude. Don't be a Busta, if you can't handle a table between the two of you, stay in, please. I'm begging you. Really.

Busta Lopez

Honestly, I know nothing about George Lopez except that I hate him. After a certain hour, I stop watching Nick-At-Nite in fear I might accidentally hear his voice. I once shut off a good movie because he showed up. Plus he's been in the dumbest shows/movies of all time and his comedy is goddamn awful.

Sweatpants in Public Busta

Is it that hard to get dressed? Yes? Okay, fine, but your hair is nicely done and your face is full of the wrong shade of cover up. So, I'm not buying that excuse. You want to be comfortable? There are other ways to be comfortable in public. If you're coming straight from the gym or a sporting event, I can let you off the hook. Otherwise you look sloppy, childish, and like you maybe hate yourself. The little extra effort to put jeans on wont kill you. I promise.

Eating in Class Busta

I understand busy schedules and having to squeeze a snack in whenever you can, but an entire meal? Crunchy food? Noisy packaging? AND you're a loud chewer? What's that weird...oh, you're eating a greasy burger in the middle of a class. It's one thing to snack, but it's a whole other thing to be loud, smelly, and have a three course meal. Keep it quiet, quick, and odorless. If you don't follow these guidelines, don't be surprised when I smash your food into your face.

Teen Busta

Whenever I watch MTV, I feel devoid of a lot of things. Mostly my head feels empty and I lack dignity, so I try and avoid it. Today, however, I wanted to lose some dignity. I flipped on the station to see Teen Mom. An entire show dedicated to glorifying teenage pregnancy. That's a whole new level of trash. One girl, Farrah, is a teenage slutbag. Screaming, "I'm a teenager and than a MOM." She spends her days tanning and her nights slutting it up in bars. She's a TEENAGER. I hope she gets knocked up by that Busta from the Shore. Oh, did I mention, that one couple's parents are married? Yeah, lightweight incest. Where will MTV go next? I feel like they're running out of low grade glorification options. Keep it classy, MTV.

Juggabusta

You're a juggalo, juggalette 'Nuff said.

Busta Shore

Have you seen the MTV show Jersey Shore? It's okay if you haven't and actually you're lucky. I'm not entirely sure the point, but essentially it's just a bunch of "italians" living on the Jersey Shore. They're loud, they're barely dressed, and they drink. A lot. It's a stretch to imagine that these are real people doing real things. Though it is wildly entertaining, there's no way these people should be getting paid.

Wake up every evenin' feelin' like a Busta

Not only does this girl sing like she constantly has a dick in her throat. She is making money off of being hungover and forgetting to put on pants every morning.

BUSTA.

Team Conan O'Busta

I appreciate Conon O'Brien as much as the next person, but c'mon! Anyone supporting, saying, partaking, whatever in TEAM CONAN is a Busta. Except maybe Conan himself.