Busta Siding

Is it me or is same siding in public super awkward? When I see a couple, sitting extremely close with their legs entangled, whispering to one another, I feel uncomfortable. Are you waiting on someone? No. Okay, well, I get wanting to be close to your significant other or what not, but do that in private. Plus it looks super hard to crane your neck to talk and you keep bumping elbows. Oh, and wait are you sticking your tongue in her ear? Gross dude. Don't be a Busta, if you can't handle a table between the two of you, stay in, please. I'm begging you. Really.