Teen Busta

Whenever I watch MTV, I feel devoid of a lot of things. Mostly my head feels empty and I lack dignity, so I try and avoid it. Today, however, I wanted to lose some dignity. I flipped on the station to see Teen Mom. An entire show dedicated to glorifying teenage pregnancy. That's a whole new level of trash. One girl, Farrah, is a teenage slutbag. Screaming, "I'm a teenager and than a MOM." She spends her days tanning and her nights slutting it up in bars. She's a TEENAGER. I hope she gets knocked up by that Busta from the Shore. Oh, did I mention, that one couple's parents are married? Yeah, lightweight incest. Where will MTV go next? I feel like they're running out of low grade glorification options. Keep it classy, MTV.