In Yo' Mouth Busta

It's plain and simple, a basic concept one should have learned at a young age, "YOU DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL." No, I don't care that this establishment offers free samples. More importantly I don't care that you're too cheap to buy anything more than coffee and yes, I saw you stuff your bag full and empty the basket. Wait..what are you ordering? I can't hear you because that free bagel slice is blocking your tongue. How old are you? Did you just lick your fingers and lips? Yes, please, shove your filthy money into my hands (that you just slobbered on) and I really enjoy watching that free sample get churned between your teeth. I'd like to believe this is just a random occurence, that maybe you aren't this vile, but it happens every. single. day. C'mon, stop bein' a Busta, didn't your Mother tell you to eat breakfast in the morning? BEFORE you leave the house.