Country Busta

Her music and appearance is at best subpar. But for anyone who has seen the movie Valentine's Day which is a cheap rip off of Love Actually then you know why I am concluding her as a BUSTA. If you have not seen Valentine's Day then DON'T.

Busta T-Shirts

If there's one thing I'll never understand, it's ironic t-shirts. They are never ironic nor funny. I cannot take anyone with an "ironic" shirt seriously, ever. Mostly because only a certain unlikeable type of personality would wear such a shirt and that kind of personality belongs to a Busta!

Examples:
"I'm so adjective. I verb nouns."
"I like big bucks and I cannot lie."
"Jesus saves, he passes to Noah, and SCORES."
"ADHD"
"Cancel my subscription. I've got my own issues."

BUSTA BOTOX RIVERS

Needles, needles, needles in mah face.

Got to pick up the pace cuz I wanna be in a better place.

Fuckin' needles, needles, needles in my face.

PERFECTION?

Sarah "Busta" Palin

I started to list all the reasons as to why Ms. Palin is in fact a Busta, but it was too long and unnecessary. Because really maverick is synonymous with Busta.

Busta Siding

Is it me or is same siding in public super awkward? When I see a couple, sitting extremely close with their legs entangled, whispering to one another, I feel uncomfortable. Are you waiting on someone? No. Okay, well, I get wanting to be close to your significant other or what not, but do that in private. Plus it looks super hard to crane your neck to talk and you keep bumping elbows. Oh, and wait are you sticking your tongue in her ear? Gross dude. Don't be a Busta, if you can't handle a table between the two of you, stay in, please. I'm begging you. Really.

Busta Lopez

Honestly, I know nothing about George Lopez except that I hate him. After a certain hour, I stop watching Nick-At-Nite in fear I might accidentally hear his voice. I once shut off a good movie because he showed up. Plus he's been in the dumbest shows/movies of all time and his comedy is goddamn awful.

Sweatpants in Public Busta

Is it that hard to get dressed? Yes? Okay, fine, but your hair is nicely done and your face is full of the wrong shade of cover up. So, I'm not buying that excuse. You want to be comfortable? There are other ways to be comfortable in public. If you're coming straight from the gym or a sporting event, I can let you off the hook. Otherwise you look sloppy, childish, and like you maybe hate yourself. The little extra effort to put jeans on wont kill you. I promise.

Eating in Class Busta

I understand busy schedules and having to squeeze a snack in whenever you can, but an entire meal? Crunchy food? Noisy packaging? AND you're a loud chewer? What's that weird...oh, you're eating a greasy burger in the middle of a class. It's one thing to snack, but it's a whole other thing to be loud, smelly, and have a three course meal. Keep it quiet, quick, and odorless. If you don't follow these guidelines, don't be surprised when I smash your food into your face.

Teen Busta

Whenever I watch MTV, I feel devoid of a lot of things. Mostly my head feels empty and I lack dignity, so I try and avoid it. Today, however, I wanted to lose some dignity. I flipped on the station to see Teen Mom. An entire show dedicated to glorifying teenage pregnancy. That's a whole new level of trash. One girl, Farrah, is a teenage slutbag. Screaming, "I'm a teenager and than a MOM." She spends her days tanning and her nights slutting it up in bars. She's a TEENAGER. I hope she gets knocked up by that Busta from the Shore. Oh, did I mention, that one couple's parents are married? Yeah, lightweight incest. Where will MTV go next? I feel like they're running out of low grade glorification options. Keep it classy, MTV.