Teen Busta

Whenever I watch MTV, I feel devoid of a lot of things. Mostly my head feels empty and I lack dignity, so I try and avoid it. Today, however, I wanted to lose some dignity. I flipped on the station to see Teen Mom. An entire show dedicated to glorifying teenage pregnancy. That's a whole new level of trash. One girl, Farrah, is a teenage slutbag. Screaming, "I'm a teenager and than a MOM." She spends her days tanning and her nights slutting it up in bars. She's a TEENAGER. I hope she gets knocked up by that Busta from the Shore. Oh, did I mention, that one couple's parents are married? Yeah, lightweight incest. Where will MTV go next? I feel like they're running out of low grade glorification options. Keep it classy, MTV.

Juggabusta

You're a juggalo, juggalette 'Nuff said.

Busta Shore

Have you seen the MTV show Jersey Shore? It's okay if you haven't and actually you're lucky. I'm not entirely sure the point, but essentially it's just a bunch of "italians" living on the Jersey Shore. They're loud, they're barely dressed, and they drink. A lot. It's a stretch to imagine that these are real people doing real things. Though it is wildly entertaining, there's no way these people should be getting paid.

Wake up every evenin' feelin' like a Busta

Not only does this girl sing like she constantly has a dick in her throat. She is making money off of being hungover and forgetting to put on pants every morning.

BUSTA.

Team Conan O'Busta

I appreciate Conon O'Brien as much as the next person, but c'mon! Anyone supporting, saying, partaking, whatever in TEAM CONAN is a Busta. Except maybe Conan himself.

In yo' face from across the room, BUSTA

It seems to be a reoccurring theme whenever I am out in public at either a restaurant, a coffee shoppe or any other establishment of the variety there is always that one person who lives to OUT talk the entire place. Despite the background music, the noise of the establishments daily operations and other patrons this Busta will find you anywhere you try and hide.

They feed off noise and not just any noise. Rather they feed off the sound of their own obnoxious voice. Their need to out talk in both volume and quantity the entire establishment is fed by their never ending self-absorbed stories. Now, I do not have a problem with chatty people. There is a difference, however, between sharing your incredible stories with the company you keep and the entire public. Believe it or not your stories really are not that incredible and your voice really is horrific.

Whatever happened to indoor voices?

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