The Suite Life of Busta's

When one of these brats (or maybe both) starred in Big Daddy, they were so CUTE. But they weren't cute once they got older. Now they're "teenagers" and they're horrific actors with stupid haircuts. They each play a stereotype, that as small children actually seemed to fit them. Stereotypes they each played fairly well for their age. Now the profiles are outdated, awkward, and just straight bad acting.

Unacceptable Busta

File this under things that should never be seen in public: Parents kissing their children on the LIPS. This is never something that should happen. Isn't this weird? I mean, seriously? I see couples kissing less intimate than I see some parents and children kissing. Never is there a time or a place when a parents' lip should touch their child's lips. You're basically making out with your parent/child. THIS IS WEIRD and UNACCEPTABLE. If you really need to have such intimate contact with your parent/child, save it for the bedroom.

Busta Rogen

I don't understand the appeal of Seth Rogen. He's fat, he's got awful hair, he can't act, and he's obnoxious. He's rarely, if ever, funny. His movies would be better without him. He is continuously the same horrendous version of himself. I could over look the typicalness of every character he has played, but c'mon, at least make THEM GOOD. How can someone play the same poor version
of themselves over and over? Please, stop ruining otherwise hilarious movies.

Bedazzle yourself into a Busta

"You can BeDazzle a hat, a shirt, a belt, a scarf or a sweater! It's easy. It’s fun. It’s fabulous!"

How about your jean jacket, pleather pants, or maybe your dick?

The Bedazzler is back from the '90s and even with its reincarnation has proven once again to be an upset.

The worst part about the Bedazzler is that each time I see this infomercial; thinking of all the things I could Bedazzle has become a guilty pleasure of mine. Get out of my head Andrew Dice Clay with your sexy Bedazzled leather Biker jacket.

Finger Lickin' Busta

It is 100% unacceptable to lick your fingers and then hand me cash, okay? Okay.

19 Bustas and Counting

Oh goodness, the Duggars have been on our Busta radar for a long time because "the more you have, the more you have." The structure of this family frightens me. It isn't the amount, or the color coordinated shirts, or even the tater tot casserole that gets to me but the fact that Mrs. Duggars vagina has to be bigger than a black hole. Gaping Busta, Financial Saavy Busta, and 19 Busta bi-products. Awesome.

Busta Hands

It's probably just me, but I cannot stand when strangers touch me. Especially my hands. Is it really necessary to caresses the palms of my hands as you hand over your money? Do you really need to stroke my shoulder as you speak way too close my ear? I can handle younger people, but throw in a wrinkly hand and I'm over the edge.

Lil' Busta

"I can heat it up like a ultimate fire,

I can burn it up like a Siberian tiger,

I can heat it up like Miami in the summer,

I wanna ride you out for Yoga Hummer."

God! Somebody get me a lil' Wayne mask so I can get famous.

Cuz everyone knows I can bust a rhyme way harder than this BUSTA.

Adamant Food Busta

There is nothing more unsettling than eating something that now has a personality a life and a family. I cannot eat a bowl of mini wheats without thinking of the one commercial that the kid goes home and his parents and friend are all having a conversation. They are cute and witty. I think this compares to eating a human. So advertisers of the world stop animating my food but more so, stop giving them a life. Fucking BUSTAS.

In Yo' Mouth Busta

It's plain and simple, a basic concept one should have learned at a young age, "YOU DO NOT TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL." No, I don't care that this establishment offers free samples. More importantly I don't care that you're too cheap to buy anything more than coffee and yes, I saw you stuff your bag full and empty the basket. Wait..what are you ordering? I can't hear you because that free bagel slice is blocking your tongue. How old are you? Did you just lick your fingers and lips? Yes, please, shove your filthy money into my hands (that you just slobbered on) and I really enjoy watching that free sample get churned between your teeth. I'd like to believe this is just a random occurence, that maybe you aren't this vile, but it happens every. single. day. C'mon, stop bein' a Busta, didn't your Mother tell you to eat breakfast in the morning? BEFORE you leave the house.