Rich Uncle Pennybags, A.K.A. Mr. Monopoly

Rich Uncle Pennybags is the most dastardly trademark of imperialist capitalism and mustachioed tomfoolery since Cap'n Crunch. He is a vagrant and a busta.

And don't let those coolio smoke rings fool you. This guy is pure freak. Ever look at the cards in Monopoly? I mean, really look at them? The top hat terrorist hands out cash and out-of-jail passes like it's nothing -- obviously well connected to the wrong crowd.




Among certain informed circles Mr. Pennybags is infamous for his his addiction to psychostimulant drugs, which only agitates his penchant for breakdancing.