Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Busta was a gas!

Dominion East Ohio Gas is an entire company of Bustas. Why? Well, its not really their fault. I mean, I'm the one that used all the natural gas over the winter. So, I should have to pay for it. But I'm really annoyed that they have this alleged "Budget" plan that is supposed to be a somewhat constant amount that they bill you throughout the year. But just when you get the amount worked into your budget, they increase it with out warning.

When called and asked why the "Budget" amount has increased, again, in such a short period of time. Dominion says that they review the account balance every six months and adjust it, but they also review it every month and also adjust it then. Bustas!

All I can say is that next winter there will be no air entering or exiting from my house. I will set up an airlock on the front door, like on a spaceship. No one can enter until the air in the airlock reaches the same temperature as the air in my house. My windows will be replaced with steel. I will paint the appropriate views of the neighborhood on each one. Then it will be sunny everyday. 

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Busta State University


Lester Lefton, president of Kent State University, is selfish. He is voluntarily sequestered from the students he serves. In general, he pretty much sucks.

According to Wikipedia:

"Lefton has come under scrutiny for his expense accounts charged to the university. Between July 2006 and July 2007 Lefton expensed $36,741.93 on entertainment and $44,249.34 on travel. In a Sep 26, 2007 editorial in the Akron Beacon Journal Lefton was criticized for extensive travel to Europe a portion of which which was charged to the University, as well as the hiring of two vice presidents during a time when university tuition and fees increased for students. The result of his travel was millions of dollars of donations coming to the University."

In other words, Lester Lefton is a Busta.

Only a true busta edits his own Wikipedia page to create a section titled "Popular" (because no one save his mother could possibly hold this to be true):

"Lefton is popular with students and faculty. A regular at football and basketball games, Lefton usually eats lunch at the student cafeteria,* and he is recognized as a staunch advocate for student concerns. He has put forth a vision for excellence for the university and committed the institution to be a magnet for high achieving students and faculty. A successful fund-raiser, Lefton's vision of putting excellence into action has resonated well with alumni as well as students and faculty."

*He sometimes ventures from his posh, multi-million dollar custom office to visit Quizno's, making sure to look straight ahead at all times and to pretend not to notice students or anyone else who might bother him or say hello.

Plus, let's face it, his name sounds like a child molester's.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Busta of Love

Brett Michaels is a Busta because his show sucks, his career sucks, his choice in sluts sucks, his face sucks, his headwear sucks, his tattoos suck, his music sucks, his life sucks, his STDs suck, his hands suck, his car sucks, his parents suck, his mitochondrial DNA sucks and his name sucks. Pretty much everything about this guys is worthless. So there for he is a Busta!


Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hillary Clinton wins the election...


To be the first Busta on the Bustas Inc. Blog. Why is she a Busta? Well, she should of dropped out of the Democratic Presidential Nomination race a while ago and she didn't.  So, what does this Busta do? Knowing she cannot win under any circumstances. She stays in the race and tries do destroy the Democratic Party in the process. This is a prime example of what Bustas do. They are like children. If they don't win, nobody else can play.