Miracles N' Shit Busta

Juggalos have already been classified as Bustas. However, I think we need to give more credit to Insane Clown Posse. This video is not only extremely entertaining but also fucking ridiculous. Cuz "Fucking rainbows after it rains, there's enough miracles to blow your brains." I would have never known so many miracles happened everyday, if I had not seen this video. So thank you ICP and all of the "Fifteen thousand Juggalos together." Bustas made of pure motha fuckin' magic, right?

Gag Me a Busta

Just fucking be a real man and not eat.

Busta Love via Internetz

Sign me up. I need myself a good Christian Man!

The Suite Life of Busta's

When one of these brats (or maybe both) starred in Big Daddy, they were so CUTE. But they weren't cute once they got older. Now they're "teenagers" and they're horrific actors with stupid haircuts. They each play a stereotype, that as small children actually seemed to fit them. Stereotypes they each played fairly well for their age. Now the profiles are outdated, awkward, and just straight bad acting.

Unacceptable Busta

File this under things that should never be seen in public: Parents kissing their children on the LIPS. This is never something that should happen. Isn't this weird? I mean, seriously? I see couples kissing less intimate than I see some parents and children kissing. Never is there a time or a place when a parents' lip should touch their child's lips. You're basically making out with your parent/child. THIS IS WEIRD and UNACCEPTABLE. If you really need to have such intimate contact with your parent/child, save it for the bedroom.

Busta Rogen

I don't understand the appeal of Seth Rogen. He's fat, he's got awful hair, he can't act, and he's obnoxious. He's rarely, if ever, funny. His movies would be better without him. He is continuously the same horrendous version of himself. I could over look the typicalness of every character he has played, but c'mon, at least make THEM GOOD. How can someone play the same poor version
of themselves over and over? Please, stop ruining otherwise hilarious movies.

Bedazzle yourself into a Busta

"You can BeDazzle a hat, a shirt, a belt, a scarf or a sweater! It's easy. It’s fun. It’s fabulous!"

How about your jean jacket, pleather pants, or maybe your dick?

The Bedazzler is back from the '90s and even with its reincarnation has proven once again to be an upset.

The worst part about the Bedazzler is that each time I see this infomercial; thinking of all the things I could Bedazzle has become a guilty pleasure of mine. Get out of my head Andrew Dice Clay with your sexy Bedazzled leather Biker jacket.